ACTUAL "GIFTS" MY AUNT HAS GIVEN ME
- •Crest White Strips (I get it already I drink too much coffee)
- •A plastic tomato meant to put leftover tomato in
- •Already opened bottle of hair gel
- •Leopard print thong (gifted at the thanksgiving table of 20)
- •Being the only cousin she hasn't suggested should just "give up on love and start dating someone within the family."