LIFE ADVICE FROM MY BOYFRIEND THAT I FAIL TO FOLLOW
- •Wash all fruit and veggies before eating it
- •Only use 2 squares of toilet paper at a time
- •Wash your hands after touching something sketchy on the subway
- •Shower after the gym. Every time.
- •Brush your teeth before bed even if you already fell asleep on his chest while watching TV
- •Don't lie about falling asleep during a TV show because then he'll just end up having to watch it again.
- •(Just now realizing how bad my hygiene might be)