LIFE ADVICE FROM MY BOYFRIEND THAT I FAIL TO FOLLOW

  1. Wash all fruit and veggies before eating it
  2. Only use 2 squares of toilet paper at a time
  3. Wash your hands after touching something sketchy on the subway
  4. Shower after the gym. Every time.
  5. Brush your teeth before bed even if you already fell asleep on his chest while watching TV
  6. Don't lie about falling asleep during a TV show because then he'll just end up having to watch it again.
  7. (Just now realizing how bad my hygiene might be)