My thoughts when my dogs meet other dogs

it's been dog gone bad before
  1. oh shit there's a new dog
  2. guys act cool
  3. be cool
  4. do not sprint while I am holding this leash
  5. *to other owner* "yeah they love other dogs"
  6. do not growl at this dog
  7. stop sniffing their butt
  8. stop sniffing the owner
  9. oh look you're becoming friends
  10. do not hump this dog
  11. "haha yeah sorry he does that"
  12. okay guys let's continue with our walk
  13. please turn off the breaks and start walking
  14. guys y'all did so good
  15. I'm so proud
  16. such a proud dog mom