REASONS TO GO AHEAD AND EAT THE CANDY

No, really, it's fine.
  1. It's Halloween! (By which I mean that it's October.)
  2. You walked to work this morning.
  3. You're only going to have one glass of wine tonight.
  4. You'll just skip lunch.
  5. Candy's bad for kids.
  6. Once you finish the candy, there won't be any more to eat.
  7. PMS is real.