THINGS I EAT REGULARLY THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED ABOUT (BUT AM NOT)

Remnants of college? Who can say.
  1. Ramen noodles
    And not fancy hipster "ramen." Ramen NOODLES. The sort that cost $15/packet.
  2. Fish sticks
    I'll eat the generic ones but I will cop to a preference for Gorton's beer battered fish sticks.
  3. Chocolate chips melted into peanut butter
    Dessert!
  4. Cinnamon toast
    Just like mom made on Saturday morning.
  5. Beef jerky
    It's practically health food.
  6. Instant mashed potatoes
    I prefer them to real ones.
  7. Pasta Roni
    That shit is GOOD. It's basically Kraft Macaroni and Cheese for adults.