THINGS I KEEP IN MY BEDSIDE TABLE AT ALL TIMES
Because getting out of bed is the worst.
- •UnisomCan also be found in my glovebox, overnight bag, and medicine cabinet.
- •MelatoninFor when I'm feeling optimistic
- •CondomsNobody got time for the clap or a kid
- •StationeryBecause maybe I want to write a letter
- •NotebookBecause maybe I need to write down a brilliant idea
- •MilkbonesFor when the dog wants breakfast and I want sleep