PERSONALITY QUIRKS OF PEOPLE I KNOW THAT I SECRETLY RESENT

Why must you be this way...
  1. Not keeping hot sauce in the house.
    Irresponsible and selfish.
  2. Inspirational quotes hanging all over the damn place.
    Bitch, I know life is short but I also know that you DO NOT eat dessert first. Kale smoothie-suckling liar.
  3. Veganism
    A life without cheese is not worth living...so what are you doing here?
  4. Always thinks that we should play a board/card/drinking game.
    I didn't come for mother fucking boggle, this isn't Growing Pains, I am not Tracy Gold and this isn't family game night. I'm here to drink as much as I can and interact with as few strangers as possible. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS RUINING MY LIFE?