Thoughts while waiting for my interview at Bed Bath& Beyond

Since last night blood type has changed from A positive to Pinot Noir.
  1. Oh my god I have the fucking wine shakes
    Cham-pain
  2. oh my fuck what have I done I don't want to work here
    Cabernet Savig-YAWN
  3. I have to poo
    Brown Zinfandel