TRADITIONALLY SOCIAL ACTIVITIES I ENJOY DOING ALONE

  1. Eating out
    Less talky, more chewy.
  2. Going to the movies.
    I once saw Under the Skin with only one other random guy in the theater. Fuck. That. Guy.
  3. Feeling awkward
    Get it??? Socially...awkard...idk, sorry.
  4. Using the bathroom Female freinds: It's ok if you have to pee too, but it's weird if you don't and you go with me anyway..
    Also I have to poop.
  5. Blanket forts
    Zip. Ties.