THINGS I COULD HAVE DONE WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS TODAY

  1. Eaten a sandwich
  2. Written a paper
  3. Handed in said paper and finished my degree
  4. Paid off my student loans
  5. Solved the Israeli Palestinian conflict
  6. Gotten an A in Orgo
  7. Had a productive discussion with a philosophy major
  8. Overthrown the patriarchy
  9. Found Waldo
  10. Engaged in a factually correct debate with Donald Trump