I try to turn a blind eye, but I'm boiling up inside over these.
  1. When people make assumptions
  2. Nuke-u-lar. No. It's new-cle-ur.
  3. Matthew McConaughey car commercials. I have to look away.
  4. "Over" instead of "more than"
  5. When football helmets come flying off heads. Aren't you at enough risk for brain injury when you keep your helmet on? Keep it on.
  6. Bad table manners
  7. Poorly written headlines
  8. Repetitive noises and beeping that go on and on, like alarm clocks and microwave timers
  9. Air quotes