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  1. You want to eat ice cream later and feel justified instead of guilty? Get up.
  2. You looked on Facebook recently and saw that some of your high school classmates have gained some weight.
    DO YOU WANT TO FEEL SUPERIOR AT YOUR REUNION? GET UP.
  3. You literally have nothing else planned today except going to the gym.
    You are the epitome of lazy right now. Get up.
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  1. Yelp reviewer
    Money's not a factor so I'll just travel the world and leave scathing reviews everywhere I go.
  2. Perpetual fireman school student
    I don't actually want to BE a fireman. Hello, that's too dangerous and hard. BUT I would like to be as buff as a fireman so I'll just enroll in the classes if that's even possible.
  3. Angry poet
    I'm angry and I like to express it through poem trees
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