THINGS THAT COULD GET ME OUT OF BED BEFORE 8:30 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE DST

  1. Someone bringing me a sausage McMuffin and venti coffee and leaving them just out of reach.
  2. The HGTV dream home people knocking on my door telling me I have won. I'll take the cash option.
  3. Fire or earthquake?
  4. Pawpaw expecting me.