WHY I DIDN'T GO TO YOGA

  1. It's Monday
  2. I'm on my period
  3. I have a cold sore
  4. The cold sore has a pulse
  5. I have gas
  6. I'm lethargic
  7. I don't love it
  8. I want chick fil a
  9. I have to socialize with parents and students tonight
  10. In already sweaty
  11. I have period swamp ass