Alternative Facts About Me
- •I have thick luxurious hair.
- •I love my high paying job in Hollywood.
- •My wife, Beyoncé, treats me amazingly. It's true love.
- •As a classically trained pianist, I'm the life of the party.
- •I love riding my pet bear into work.
- •My second home is just a shrine to all my awards and trophies.
- •I'm starring in the next Spielberg movie.
- •My greatest memory: looking down on Earth from the surface of the moon.