Favorite Futurama Quotes

  1. I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space. - Hermes
  2. Bad news, nobody. - Professor
  3. This toads the wet sprocket. - Leela
  4. No I'm doesn't! - Fry
  5. Men love it when you really glob it on. -Bender as Coilette
  6. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome. -Professor
  7. Shut up baby, I know it! - Bender
  8. Oh lord, he's made of wood. - Leela
  9. Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. -Scruffy
  10. Your music is bad and you should feel bad! -Zoidberg
  11. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. - Nixon's head
  12. They're like sex except I'm having it. -Fry
  13. I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead. -Bender
  14. Kif, I've mated with a woman. Inform the men. -Zap Brannigan
  15. This food looks kinda funky, but it tastes kinda funkay! - Bubblegum Tate
  16. Tell them I hate them! -Professor
  17. No dog food for victor tonight. - Victor
  18. Sweet zombie Jesus! - Professor
  19. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up. -Fry
  20. Oh lord, I'm half horse and half naked. -Leela
  21. I did do the nasty in the pasty. -Fry
  22. Professor. Lava. Hot. - Professor
  23. You know what else sucks about being a slave? The hours. - Fry
  24. If I ever see him again, I swear I'll jam a squirrel in him! -Mom
  25. I don't wanna live on this planet anymore. -Professor