Reasons to skip work on Friday

  1. I've got tons of vacation days
  2. I'm tired and could use a three day weekend
  3. I'd rather lay around watching ESPN while napping
  4. Human interaction is tedious 😬
  5. I have a major case of I don't give a fuck itis
  6. My bed is comfy
  7. There might be a Star Trek TNG marathon on BBC
  8. Netflix
  9. My guitar needs me