Things I Thought I'd Never See In My Life

  1. Self-driving cars. Yes!
  2. Phones become computers. Yes!
  3. A black president. Yes!
  4. Gay marriage. Yes!
  5. Quantum computing. Yes!
  6. Legalizing pot. Yes!
  7. Donald Trump being an inch away from the presidency. Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!