Typical Week in America
- •Some celebrity says something dumbThe internet explodes, then quickly forgets
- •Someone kills a bunch of innocent peopleEveryone condemns the act. Nothing changes. We patiently await the next violent outburst to condemn.
- •There's a new trendy game or app or video or songEveryone says it's stupid. Then gets really into it. Then gets bored. Then call it stupid.
- •President Obama acts like an adultNo one cares
- •Trump behaves like a very orange man-babyThe media goes crazy
- •Another black male is shot by the copsThe cops say he was dangerous. All the evidence shows otherwise. The cops don't go to jail.
- •Another mass shootingWe're still talking about the one earlier in the week, so eh, we will ignore this one.
- •There's a big sale on fast food that we shouldn't be eatingWe all gain weight.
- •Science discovers something amazingNo one cares