Worst Things Ever
- •Donald TrumpObvious choice. 🤓
- •Austin SummerGood news. It's only 92! Bad news: it feels like 104. Even worse news: it's still not the hottest part of the day. Great news: you'll die from heat stroke soon!
- •George Bush DancingWell, it's always good to be reminded about the difference between our former and current President. Obama: class, dignity, grace, intelligence. Bush: dances awkwardly at a funeral.
- •Red WaspsWhat can you say? Avoid these evil jerks like the plague.
- •FruitcakeWhat the ever loving crap stain is this? This is no good. Even looking at it, makes my bowels clinch.
- •John TravoltaI've never seen Battlefield Earth. But I really don't need to after seeing this photo.
- •SharksThis is one of the reasons I don't swim. I don't go in pools just in case a shark has learned to drive a truck around town. You can't trust a shark. Never.
- •Clamato JuiceUh. Yeah. Why not fish flavored donuts? It makes as much sense. How about ham ice cream? Or banana pickle soup?
- •The UniverseOk. Cool. You're filled with everything we can know or imagine. Maybe, if there's not infinite universes out there too. Wait. The speed of light isn't big enough for intergalactic travel? So we can't explore 99.99% of you? You jerk.