MAID OF DISHONOR

Let's be honest, it's not an honor
  1. Bridesmaids
    Communicating with complete strangers who think they should have been the Maid of Honor is one of the most stressful things I've ever experienced. Everything is a competition and you start having flashbacks of high school because that's how people act when they're in a wedding.
  2. Bachelorette Party
    I actually do not want to head up party where the focal point is underwear that you will wear on your wedding night. Sorry.
  3. Dealing With the Bride on Wedding Day
    She's grumpy and pissy and bossy and yells a lot. So no.