1. Play computer games
  2. Play guitar
  3. Play multi player computer games with his friends online
  4. Play some more guitar and sing
  5. Ignore every chore in the household
  6. Bring up the dinner question exactly half an hour after he realized he's hungry
  7. Watch qi, John Oliver or the late show with me during dinner
  8. Kiss me frequently
  9. Make up annoying nicknames for parts of my body that he finds funny
    Apparently my feet and ears are the funniest things my body can provide.
  10. Laugh at my desperate attempts to get him to have sex before he continues to play guitar/computer games
  11. Cuddle up at night