THE WORST DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON 😖

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. He took me to Village Inn
    At 2PM??
  2. Quoted Parks & Rec
    The "I want all your bacon" spiel
  3. Went on a nice walk in the canyon
  4. Ruined it by pulling twigs from trees and throwing them at me
    😒
  5. True story. THREW STICKS AT ME
  6. As we got into the car to take me home, he said:
    I guess this is the part where you normally compliment each other so, I can say when you got into the car, your side did not dip considerably.