Open list. Add your favorite humblebrags!
  1. I just read faster on my Kindle.
  2. Paso Robles is actually way closer than Napa and the wine is really good.
  3. I don't have a TV in my bedroom.
  4. I haven't been to an Ikea in years.
  5. I don't go to Starbucks anymore. I have my Nespresso!
  6. I actually don't really drink alone.
  7. I look at these magazine covers and don't recognize anyone
    Suggested by @bjnovak
  8. I need to watch more TV
    Suggested by @bjnovak
  9. Ugh, I've been invited to 5 weddings this year!
    Suggested by @TT
  10. I wish I had time to watch Game of Thrones.
    Suggested by @erinwhitehead
  11. I learned HTML from livejournal.
    Suggested by @LuBlodg