LIFE LESSONS FROM THE BIG LEBOWSKI

Because if Nihilism were easy, we'd all do it.
  1. 1.
    "I've had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man."
    Learn what you like and don't like.
  2. 2.
    "Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish."
    Never underestimate yourself.
  3. 3.
    "Forget it Donny, you're out of your element!"
    Know how to stay in your lane, and help others stay in theirs.
  4. 4.
    "Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!"
    Be a stickler.
  5. 5.
    "This aggression will not stand, man."
    Practice pacifism whenever possible.
  6. 6.
    "Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
    Respect other people's belongings.
  7. 7.
    "He's a good man, Jeffrey, and thorough."
    Make sure you have a good doctor.
  8. 8.
    "You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."
    Trash talk when necessary.
  9. 9.
    "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
    Acknowledge that we all won't always agree. (Suggested by: @ouizoid)
  10. 10.
    "That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
    Your home is a reflection of you.
  11. 11.
    "The Dude abides."
    Do yo thang.