Because your iPhone keeps a record of this.
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    ‼️Hipper and more alarming than regular exclamation points.
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    😎 Too blessed to stress. Or it's Sunday.
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    πŸ’‹Adds sexual tension in texts to my boyfriend or shows my girlfriends I love them in a cool way.
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    πŸ™†πŸΌCan you believe I did that stupid thing?
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    😘 Anything to my mom so she doesn't think I'm ignoring her. Particularly when I'm ignoring her.
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    😑 My floor guy Marvin really sucks and there is dried glue everywhere. He's coming back to fix it.
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    🍷Wine not.
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    🌴 Never forget we live in Los Angeles, or if you live in NYC, then I'm reminding you of everything you're missing. Including me.
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    πŸ˜“ Life is hard/sad/exhausting. Or if you're feeling that way, this is an empathy emoji.
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    😱 I'm horrified that you could think that/that I could do that/that we are acknowledging something awkward.
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    β˜€οΈ It's not that bad.
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    πŸ‘€ I'm watching you.
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    πŸ˜‘ Over it. Over you. Going back to bed.
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    😈 I'm watching you.
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    I will murder you with love or part anger
    Suggested by @sophia