Today, Sweden announced its new term for female masturbation. It combines the words "clitoris" (klitoris) and "glitter" (glittra) -- KLITTRA -- in an effort to make the whole thing more positive. Here are some other ideas:
  1. Smishy-smoshy
  2. Coo coo ca-choo
  3. Clitto-patra
  4. Bippity bopping
  5. Making rounds
  6. Clitterbombing
  7. Cliterfying
  8. Enjoying the afternoon
  9. Morse coding
  10. Imitation gaming
  11. Singing in the rain
  12. Beating around the bush
    Suggested by @Nicholas
  13. Driving Miss Daisy
    Suggested by @lgw
  14. Getting a "wide-on." My ex used it as equivalent to girls getting a hard-on. It's grown on me because its convenience.
    Suggested by @videodrew
  15. Jilling off.
    Suggested by @alissamaynot
  16. Taking the kitty for a walk.
    Suggested by @therichdale