OVERHEARD WHILE MAN GETS WAXED
Waxer is a senior citizen Russian woman. 70+. Man is mid-30s, in shorts and very moody. I presume he is getting his chest waxed. It's the Friday of Memorial Day weekend.
- •After a 3-4 minute silence. Russian [thick accent]: "You going on vacation?"Man: "[Grunt.] Just Palm Springs."
- •Russian: "Wax hot?"Man: [Grunt.]
- •Russian: "You shave? This is going to hurt."
- •Russian: "You wanna look gorgeous? You wanna look good at the pool? You have to suffer, honey."No response.
- •Man: "Don't forget here. And here."Russian: "Yeah yeah."
- •Russian: "Can you put your head down for me, honey? Down down down!"