THINGS I NO LONGER THINK ARE MATURE

Grow up.
  1. Completely pleasant breakups.
    Which is different than being friends with your ex.
  2. Being friends with your ex.
  3. Always telling the truth.
  4. Balancing your checkbook.
    Why? Just do everything online.
  5. Letting a bunch of cars go in front of you so everyone knows you're the nice guy.
  6. Being the first to say I'm sorry.
  7. Giving homeless people money.
    Just kidding. This is really nice.