THINGS I NO LONGER THINK ARE MATURE
- •Completely pleasant breakups.Which is different than being friends with your ex.
- •Being friends with your ex.
- •Always telling the truth.
- •Balancing your checkbook.Why? Just do everything online.
- •Letting a bunch of cars go in front of you so everyone knows you're the nice guy.
- •Being the first to say I'm sorry.
- •Giving homeless people money.Just kidding. This is really nice.