HOW TO DEAL WITH THE WOMEN IN YOUR MAN'S LIFE

We all get a lil jelly right ?? So many ladies, so little Xanax! But no need for it with this list!
  1. His mom
    Love her for making him
  2. His best gal friend who he's never slept with and you're sure she has no feelings for him
    Love her for venting about him without her feeling strangely happy when you fight
  3. His other best gal friend who he's never slept with but she might have feelings for him
    Love her for loving him the way you do
  4. His best gal friend who he dated years ago
    Love her for dealing with him
  5. His "bad breakup"
    Love her for not killing you
  6. His "easy breakup"
    Love her for being kind
  7. His tax girl
    Love her for being so wise
  8. His rolfer
    Love her for getting his demons out
  9. His favorite porn star
    Love her for keeping him company while you are away
  10. The unknown number from Chicago who keeps texting him heart emojis and that splash ejaculation emoji
    Love her for being creative with her emojis and living in such cold harsh conditions during the wintertime !
  11. His therapist
    Love her for late cancellation fees so he learns his lesson!! (he hasn't been back in a year)
  12. His barista
    Love her for knowing that he loves coconut milk in his coffee and knowing his name and knowing what he's into and knowing a lot about him and she's so pretty
  13. The checkout girl at his favorite vintage store
    Love her for always texting when she gets a new shipment of Stevie Ray Vaughan tees and asks what he's up to and how he's doing and like he'll get the shirt when he wants to get it ok!?
  14. All his past hookups
    LOVE them all unconditionally!!!
  15. EVERY WOMAN HES EVER MET
    LOVE AND LIGHT LOVE AND LIGHT LOVE AND LIGHT