HOW TO DEAL WITH THE WOMEN IN YOUR MAN'S LIFE
We all get a lil jelly right ?? So many ladies, so little Xanax! But no need for it with this list!
- •His momLove her for making him
- •His best gal friend who he's never slept with and you're sure she has no feelings for himLove her for venting about him without her feeling strangely happy when you fight
- •His other best gal friend who he's never slept with but she might have feelings for himLove her for loving him the way you do
- •His best gal friend who he dated years agoLove her for dealing with him
- •His "bad breakup"Love her for not killing you
- •His "easy breakup"Love her for being kind
- •His tax girlLove her for being so wise
- •His rolferLove her for getting his demons out
- •His favorite porn starLove her for keeping him company while you are away
- •The unknown number from Chicago who keeps texting him heart emojis and that splash ejaculation emojiLove her for being creative with her emojis and living in such cold harsh conditions during the wintertime !
- •His therapistLove her for late cancellation fees so he learns his lesson!! (he hasn't been back in a year)
- •His baristaLove her for knowing that he loves coconut milk in his coffee and knowing his name and knowing what he's into and knowing a lot about him and she's so pretty
- •The checkout girl at his favorite vintage storeLove her for always texting when she gets a new shipment of Stevie Ray Vaughan tees and asks what he's up to and how he's doing and like he'll get the shirt when he wants to get it ok!?
- •All his past hookupsLOVE them all unconditionally!!!
- •EVERY WOMAN HES EVER METLOVE AND LIGHT LOVE AND LIGHT LOVE AND LIGHT