And what they'd be like in high school
  1. Romaine
    Speech and debate team but first one in the grade to give an HJ. Could be guy or girl.
  2. Arugula
    The artsy girl who has a vision board in her locker made up of only chic cabins from Tumblr.
  3. Kale
    Peaks in high school. College is harder. Probably ends up at Brown. Starts smoking cigarettes, cant really play soccer anymore. Joins a bunch of student groups. Really lost. Majors in women's studies. Moves to Mexico City. It's really rad there, he thinks. Comes home soon after and reconnects with his high school friends. Loves talking about high school. Tbc.
  4. Radicchio
    Probably the Italian transfer student to whom everyone tells penis jokes and he eats some normal food item in a really weird way but he's Radicchio so everyone loves him. Plus he had a beard in 7th grade.
  5. Frisee
    HUGE BITCH. Softens up in college. Frisée doesn't really deserve a bio.
  6. Endive
    Pretty handwriting. And that's just about it. Oh wait-- she taught everyone how to do a fishtail braid.
  7. Butterhead
  8. Spigiarello
    Tough guy.
    Suggested by @therichdale
  9. Rocket
    (Arugula's cool Australian cousin)
    Suggested by @vp
  10. I like the name Chutney for a baby
    Suggested by @jonathanpaulkatz
  11. Chard, parents are deadbeats. A loner in highschool who doesn't talk much yet can't help but posting multiple cheesy self serving fb updates every day.
    Suggested by @EricW