PRETTY BABYNAMES IF THEY DIDNT HAPPEN TO BE SALAD GREENS
And what they'd be like in high school
- •RomaineSpeech and debate team but first one in the grade to give an HJ. Could be guy or girl.
- •ArugulaThe artsy girl who has a vision board in her locker made up of only chic cabins from Tumblr.
- •KalePeaks in high school. College is harder. Probably ends up at Brown. Starts smoking cigarettes, cant really play soccer anymore. Joins a bunch of student groups. Really lost. Majors in women's studies. Moves to Mexico City. It's really rad there, he thinks. Comes home soon after and reconnects with his high school friends. Loves talking about high school. Tbc.
- •RadicchioProbably the Italian transfer student to whom everyone tells penis jokes and he eats some normal food item in a really weird way but he's Radicchio so everyone loves him. Plus he had a beard in 7th grade.
- •FriseeHUGE BITCH. Softens up in college. Frisée doesn't really deserve a bio.
- •EndivePretty handwriting. And that's just about it. Oh wait-- she taught everyone how to do a fishtail braid.
- •SpigiarelloTough guy.Suggested by @therichdale
- •Rocket(Arugula's cool Australian cousin)Suggested by @vp
- •I like the name Chutney for a babySuggested by @jonathanpaulkatz
- •Chard, parents are deadbeats. A loner in highschool who doesn't talk much yet can't help but posting multiple cheesy self serving fb updates every day.Suggested by @EricW