SHOULD I GO OUT ON NEW YEARS
Pros and cons
- •Pro: I'll get a cool pic out of it
- •Con: I'll be taking pictures of myself which means I won't be having fun
- •Pro: I can dress up
- •Con: the itchy tight dress feeling, the horror
- •Pro: I'll feel young yet!
- •Con: I'll feel old the next day
- •Pro: I'll see acquaintances
- •Con: ...and have two minute drunken conversations with them that really mean nothing
- •Pro: I'll probably get complimented on my whacky gown
- •Con: the compliments will only be used to fill the dreaded awkward silence in between how are you and bye
- •Pro: I'll get drunk and have fun!
- •Con: I'll probably throw up and wanna die
- •Pro: I'll see all the people I meant to get "coffee" with in 2015 but never did
- •Con: see above
- •I may just stay in.
- •I bought a box of Life.