THINGS I DONT WANT TO HEAR

  1. Who my celebrity doppelgänger is
  2. That flying is safer than driving
  3. That Mercury poisoning is real
  4. Any of my friends banging
  5. The menu at a restaurant. I get stage fright for the waiter/waitress reciting the menu.
  6. The words "DOWNTOWN LA" when talking about plans for the night
  7. "Going on a hike, wanna come?"
  8. That so and so's mailbox is full after listening to an automated message machine that goes on for like 3 min
  9. "We're actually out of the thing you want"
  10. "You should get that checked out"
  11. That this list is actually kind of similar to my other one, "worst things people could say."
  12. Whoops.