THINGS "SWIM" PROBABLY HASNT DONE

Will anyone understand this list?
  1. Gone through childbirth
  2. Seen a cirque de soleil show
  3. Been to Peet's Coffee
  4. Had a real cup of hot chocolate (I mean REAL)
  5. Been to the four corners
  6. Actually goes to bed at the time he aims for
  7. Held his breath underwater for five minutes
  8. Seen "Lawrence of Arabia"
  9. Heard of "Lawrence of Arabia"
  10. Deleted his Facebook
  11. Made his own almond milk