WHY ASTROLOGY IS SO REAL

  1. Cause I'm SUCH a Taurus.
  2. And you're SUCH a libra
  3. And he's SUCH a Leo
  4. And she's SUCH a Pisces.
  5. And she's SUCH a virgo
  6. And he's also SUCH a Virgo
  7. And we're all SUCH our sign
  8. Until we realize
  9. That no one is SUCH an Aquarius