WORST THINGS PEOPLE COULD EVER SAY

This is excluding actually offensive things.
  1. "Yoink" when reaching to grab something
  2. "I go with (insert name here)" a spouse introducing him or herself to someone.
  3. "Just a hop, skip and a jump away from..."
  4. "Shall we grab a slice?" Someone talking about pizza
  5. "Are we all on?" Conferencing
  6. "Worlds collide!"
  7. "My bad!"
  8. "Hella" I don't care if you're from San Fran
  9. "Yaaaaas"
  10. "Tacos"
  11. "Let's get coffee"
  12. And even worse... "Let's get tea"
  13. "Spa day"
  14. "Me time"
  15. "Moist"
  16. "Crust"
  17. "Nipple"
  18. "I'll have your (insert food dish here)" -customer talking to a waiter. YOUR
  19. "I see you hated the dessert" - @kce00
  20. "My wife" in the fucking Borat voice
    Suggested by   @aprilkquioh
  21. "He/she is my rock"
    Suggested by   @corey
  22. "I don't have him right now."
    Suggested by   @tothemaxxx
  23. "Just for shits and giggles" (I could barely type this I hate it so much)
    Suggested by   @jennikonner
  24. "We're pregnant."
    Suggested by   @jennikonner
  25. Calling wine "vino"
  26. Calling Bloomingdales "bloomies"
  27. Pronouncing Target in a French accent
  28. Pronouncing anything in an accent
  29. "Shoes off at the front door"
  30. Alright, I'm gonna let you go...
    Suggested by   @jansonebwoodlee
  31. "Hashtag [insert anything]"
    Suggested by   @maielli
  32. "What say you?"
    Suggested by   @johnnyartpants
  33. "What do we think of [ ]?"
    WE.
    Suggested by   @johnnyartpants
  34. Yummy
    Referring to a sweater
    Suggested by   @roseschlossberg
  35. Have you dined with us before?
    Suggested by   @roseschlossberg
  36. "fire it up"
    Suggested by   @lindsaygelfand
  37. "Me likey"
    Suggested by   @goatcheese
  38. "Chops" - In reference to any sort of talent.
    Suggested by   @miggles36
  39. 'So NICE TO MEET YOU' - two assholes who already know each other when I'm trying to introduce them
    Suggested by   @natalieberkus
  40. "Hotting up." (I think it's just a UK thing. Fills me with RAGE. ACTUAL RAGE.)
    Suggested by   @meganriordan
  41. You only live once!!! (*asshole alert*)
    Suggested by   @jansonebwoodlee
  42. "Good to see you."
    Someone who doesn't remember we've already met.
    Suggested by   @johnnyartpants
  43. "Wait I'm literally obsessed with you" said upon meeting for the first time
  44. "Flight attendants, please prepare for takeoff."
  45. "Just to play devil's advocate"
    Suggested by   @megan
  46. "Speak on that"
    Suggested by   @preston
  47. "Secrete"
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  48. Just living the dream. ( Shut up.)
    Suggested by   @cbollinger
  49. "To the woman who has everything"
  50. Can you walk me through this?
    Suggested by   @jujujerni
  51. "You should get that checked out" / "you should get that looked at"
  52. "It has a lot of heart"
  53. "Tear someone a new asshole" I am SO REPULSED BY THIS it gives me goosebumps.
    Suggested by   @AlexandraLouise
  54. "It is what it is"
    Suggested by   @AlexandraLouise
  55. "Hi. Can you talk ?"
  56. "Happy camper"
  57. On fleek
    Suggested by   @chelgreen
  58. No worries.
    Suggested by   @katecelia