Lies Your Parents Tell About You
At the family reunion, holiday party, or to random strangers in the produce section
- •"Sophia's on the dean's list again this year"Sophia was on the dean's list for one quarter in the 7th grade.
- •"Sophia won an award at the art competition"Sophia got an honorable mention at the art competition
- •"She's a dancer!"She performed once at the mall with the rest of her beginner hip hop class to 'let's get it started' by the black eyed peas. Average age of the class: 6. She was 14.
- •"She decided against Princeton. It's just not the right vibe"Princeton sent her a small envelope.
- •"Sophia's always been more of the independent type"SOPHIA IS SINGLE AS FUCK.