REASONS I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN 5+ MONTHS

Running an unpaid low-traffic personal blog is no fucking joke
  1. I have a full time job and I'm too busy not making money there to not make money blogging
  2. I HAVE KIDS AND A FAMILY AND BILLS AND SOCCER PRACTICE
  3. I just started watching parks and rec
  4. I'm trying to get through the Ryan Adams 1989 album
  5. Too busy drunk tweeting from my professional Twitter handle
  6. My boyfriend is a Cubs fan
  7. HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED THE MERMAID WORLD MOBILE APP GAME BECAUSE I HAVE AND IT IS LIFE
  8. Too busy judging everyone's wedding
  9. Too busy planning my wedding do I like engagement photos or not lol
  10. I HAVE CHILDREN