REASONS SOCIAL MEDIA IS THE HARDEST JOB IN THE WORLD

Think social media is for just for the interns? Well F U
  1. CAN YOU READ MINDS? IT'S REQUIRED
    who is your niche target audience? Where do they live? What are their motivations and fears? How many times have they peed today? Which exact minutes of the day do they peel their eyes from the group text to look at Twitter and will your tweet be sent at that exact second? OH WAIT IT'S AN ORGANIC POST HAHA GOFUCKYOURSELF
  2. ARE YOU A GRAPHIC DESIGNER, SALES OFFICER, WEB DEVELOPER, NOVELIST, AND CUSTOMER SERVICE REP WITH A MINOR IN PSYCHOLOGY? IT'S REQUIRED
    Want to share an image? BETTER PULL OUT INDESIGN AND PERFECTLY SIZE THE TEXT DONT LOSE THE HUE OF THE BRAND COLOR want to post a blog oops there's an error GOOD THING IM A BACK END DEVELOPER WEB TECHNICIAN WHO CAN SELL ANYONE'S ASS DOWN THE SALES CYCLE SERVING YOUR EVERY DIGITAL WHIM NEED AND EMOTION
  3. CAN YOU GO WITHOUT SLEEP THE ENTIRE DURATION OF YOUR CAREER? IT'S REQUIRED
    THE INTERNET NEVER SLEEPS FUCKERS
  4. CAN YOU SUSTAIN LIFE WITH ONLY AIR AND NEGATIVE COMMENTS? IT'S REQUIRED
    You don't have time to eat KEEP YOUR FUCKING FAT FINGERS ON THAT KEYBOARD