1. when you highlight something and hit the Caps Lock key, the highlighted section should become all caps. this is so fucking obvious
  2. dedicated cry-laugh emoji key
  3. we know u only keep "return" on the enter key to be different from Microsoft
  4. what does the squiggly symbol on the command key even mean
  5. bring back the little nub-mouse thing in the middle of the keyboard
  6. the "space" bar should have little stars and galaxies on it, for a whimsical effect
  7. make a setting where the keys light up when you hit them, even though I guess it'd be hard to see the light because your finger would be on the key when it lit up. still