5 Reasons I Know @grosstastic and I Were Separated at Birth
- •Because our favorite sushi is sweet potato and that's not even a real sushi.
- •Because she's the only girl I know that I can sleep totally comfortably with in the same bed.
- •Because we hate talking on the phone.
- •Because she is truly, deeply, funny and whip smart. And I truly, deeply, get that
- •And actually I'm not convinced we're really separated. I think it's a matrixy thing going on.