Requested by @dev
  1. Because our favorite sushi is sweet potato and that's not even a real sushi.
  2. Because she's the only girl I know that I can sleep totally comfortably with in the same bed.
  3. Because we hate talking on the phone.
  4. Because she is truly, deeply, funny and whip smart. And I truly, deeply, get that
  5. And actually I'm not convinced we're really separated. I think it's a matrixy thing going on.