How to Survive a Mammogram With Your Pride Intact
Or how I met the sexiest radiologist named Cheryl.
- •When the radiologist is about to put the metal band aids on your nipples, ask them their name and smile hopefully.
- •As the radiologist grabs your boob and twists it clockwise, try to catch their eye, then look at them tenderly.
- •As the plate clamps shut on your breast and the radiologist tightens it further, repeat Inner mantra. We are two consenting adults, we are two consenting adults.
- •Bring a bra one size smaller for afterwards. Your smooshed and deflated breasts will thank you.