Why 80 Is Cool as Told to Me by Merilee on Her 80th Birthday
- •She stopped wearing bras..
- •She got a handicap sticker for her car and uses it with abandon. Especially when she's "had one too many wine spritzers" and can't see clearly" those handicap spots are roomy.
- •Perfect eyesight thanks to cataract operation.
- •She doesn't give a shit that she hasn't touched many balls recently. Frank and beans and I quote.
- •Exhibit A