1. She stopped wearing bras..
  2. She got a handicap sticker for her car and uses it with abandon. Especially when she's "had one too many wine spritzers" and can't see clearly" those handicap spots are roomy.
  3. Perfect eyesight thanks to cataract operation.
  4. She doesn't give a shit that she hasn't touched many balls recently. Frank and beans and I quote.
  5. Exhibit A
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