BEST SONGS TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO
Counterpoint to @Nicholas delightful series of "Worst Songs To Lose Your Virginity To." Add your picks!
- •"I Will Always Love You" - Whitney HoustonYou won't, but you don't know that yet.
- •"Don't You Worry 'Bout A Thing" - Stevie WonderIs he really the one? Is that red spot on his dick cause for concern? Can a plastic bag double as a condom? Don't you worry 'bout a thing.
- •"I Wanna Do Bad Things With You" - True Blood Theme SongBad, bad things. You should be so ashamed.
- •"I Just Had Sex" - Lonely IslandPut it on before you go all the way. It'll very subtly let your partner know that this is a super good idea. Subliminal brainwashing, baby.
- •"Bear Necessities" - BalooNot very sexy, but good advice to keep in mind. Keep it simple; save the bells & whistles for when you've had a bit more practice.
- •"I'll Make Love to You" - Boyz II MenObviously. A little too obvious, but fuck it, it's a sexy song.
- •"Red Right Hand" - Nick CaveFrom smackin' dat ass, amiright?
- •"Don't You (Forget About Me)" -Simple MindsWorked for me. Took her to "Breakfast Club" on date 1 and closed the deal on date 3. Thanks for overplaying this song KROQ! <high five>Suggested by @evanp
- •Exit Music (For A Film) - Radioheadclassic artboy. Need I say more?Suggested by @pop_mayhem
- •"Some Cut"- TrillvilleIt's the one song that people on the Internet have been using for funny vines. Includes a bed squeaking sample that provides part of the beat for the duration of the song.Suggested by @olive
- •young god by halseySuggested by @kingnoah
- •2 Become 1 - The Spice GirlsCame on spotify as I was reading this and it just felt like fateSuggested by @dpwesterman
- •"Summer of '69" by Bryan AdamsWhat a magical night that was. Oh, to be 19 again...Suggested by @dad
- •I don't remember the song! It SHOULD have been 30 Seconds To Mars: A Beautiful Lie.Suggested by @bdot
- •Ms.Jackson - OutkastI hope that we feel this, feel this way foreverSuggested by @HisDudeness