BEST SONGS TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO

Counterpoint to @Nicholas delightful series of "Worst Songs To Lose Your Virginity To." Add your picks!
  1. "I Will Always Love You" - Whitney Houston
    You won't, but you don't know that yet.
  2. "Don't You Worry 'Bout A Thing" - Stevie Wonder
    Is he really the one? Is that red spot on his dick cause for concern? Can a plastic bag double as a condom? Don't you worry 'bout a thing.
  3. "I Wanna Do Bad Things With You" - True Blood Theme Song
    Bad, bad things. You should be so ashamed.
  4. "I Just Had Sex" - Lonely Island
    Put it on before you go all the way. It'll very subtly let your partner know that this is a super good idea. Subliminal brainwashing, baby.
  5. "Bear Necessities" - Baloo
    Not very sexy, but good advice to keep in mind. Keep it simple; save the bells & whistles for when you've had a bit more practice.
  6. "I'll Make Love to You" - Boyz II Men
    Obviously. A little too obvious, but fuck it, it's a sexy song.
  7. "Red Right Hand" - Nick Cave
    From smackin' dat ass, amiright?
  8. "Don't You (Forget About Me)" -Simple Minds
    Worked for me. Took her to "Breakfast Club" on date 1 and closed the deal on date 3. Thanks for overplaying this song KROQ! <high five>
    Suggested by   @evanp
  9. Exit Music (For A Film) - Radiohead
    classic artboy. Need I say more?
    Suggested by   @pop_mayhem
  10. "Some Cut"- Trillville
    It's the one song that people on the Internet have been using for funny vines. Includes a bed squeaking sample that provides part of the beat for the duration of the song.
    Suggested by   @olive
  11. young god by halsey
    Suggested by   @kingnoah
  12. 2 Become 1 - The Spice Girls
    Came on spotify as I was reading this and it just felt like fate
    Suggested by   @dpwesterman
  13. "Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams
    What a magical night that was. Oh, to be 19 again...
    Suggested by   @dad
  14. I don't remember the song! It SHOULD have been 30 Seconds To Mars: A Beautiful Lie.
    Suggested by   @bdot
  15. Ms.Jackson - Outkast
    I hope that we feel this, feel this way forever
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness