DATES I'VE BEEN ON (IN 5 WORDS OR LESS)

Inspired by who knows anymore? I'm like 4 days behind on the lists...
  1. Wait, you're 21 years old?
  2. Wait, you're 52 years old?
  3. Wait, you're a married father?
  4. $500 on wine holy shit.
  5. Holy shit, you're a millionaire.
  6. Holy shit, you're unemployed.
    And technically homeless.
  7. Best concert EVER EVER EVER.
  8. Why d'you live in NY?
  9. Please look at my tits.
  10. Stop trying the back door.
    BUTT SEX, YOU GUYS.
  11. Uh oh, I love you.