DATES I'VE BEEN ON (IN 5 WORDS OR LESS)
Inspired by who knows anymore? I'm like 4 days behind on the lists...
- •Wait, you're 21 years old?
- •Wait, you're 52 years old?
- •Wait, you're a married father?
- •$500 on wine holy shit.
- •Holy shit, you're a millionaire.
- •Holy shit, you're unemployed.And technically homeless.
- •Best concert EVER EVER EVER.
- •Why d'you live in NY?
- •Please look at my tits.
- •Stop trying the back door.BUTT SEX, YOU GUYS.
- •Uh oh, I love you.