Some better choices from C.D. Bates:
  1. Obvious.
    Excuse me. Is that a nose, or did a bus park on your face?
  2. Meteorological.
    Everybody take cover. She's gonna blow!!
  3. Fashionable.
    You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like Wyoming.
  4. Personal.
    Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
  5. Punctual.
    Alright, Delbman. Your nose was on time, but you were 15 minutes late.
  6. Envious.
    Oooh, I wish I was you. Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear.
  7. Naughty.
    Pardon me, sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
  8. Philosophical.
    You know, it's not the size of the nose that matters. It's what's in it that's important.
  9. Humorous.
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's "goodbye Seattle!"
  10. Commercial.
    Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
  11. Polite.
    Ah, would you mind not bobbing your head? The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
  12. Melodic.
    Everybody! 🎶he's got the whole world in his nose.🎶
  13. Sympathetic.
    Oh, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
  14. Complementary.
    You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
  15. Scientific.
    Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
  16. Obscure.
    Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
  17. Inquiry.
    When you smell the flowers, are they afraid?
  18. French.
    Saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave!
  19. Pornographic.
    Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
  20. Religious.
    The lord giveth, and he just kept on giving, didn't he?
  21. Disgusting.
    Say, who mows your nose hair?
  22. Paranoid.
    Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
  23. Aromatic.
    It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... In Brazil.
  24. Appreciative.
    Oooh, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.
  25. Dirty.
    Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?