I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A HANGOVER AND A NEW BUTT PLUG
Among other things.
- •I opened my eyes and attempted to roll over,But my vibrator was wedged between my legs so I couldn't.
- •The cord was all tangled in my onesie.
- •Don't remember using that last night.
- •I sat up and opened my computer:This is what I saw.
- •Don't remember buying that last night.
- •That doesn't even look like a great product.Didn't I do any comparison shopping?
- •There are some other very odd purchases.
- •I found about 30 photos documenting the opening of my mystery box.
- •Kinda remember doing that last night?
- •So I made a list about it.
- •I also found this list in my drafts.
- •Should I post it?
- •Without looking at it first?
- •What do you think?