IF I WERE A MAN I WOULD BE:

Inspired by @combatdavey (don't know who did this first...)
  1. Really into trains.
    Shining Time Station, Thomas the Tank Engine, wooden train tracks all over the house, conductor hats.
  2. Really into Legos.
  3. Really into baseball.
    Viva Los Doyers.
  4. Really into Star Wars.
  5. Really into James Bond.
  6. Really into Disneyland.
    Transcends gender.
  7. Really tall.
  8. A slick motherfucker. A closer.
    Would definitely have a couple scumbag/slutty stints, between more serious baes. I have never used that word before. Ever.
  9. A professional alcoholic.
    Mmmmm single-malt scotch.....
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  11. So... Basically me as a woman.
    Right?!