IN DEFENSE OF THE 69
@DanaDigsYou: too much hate for a perfectly good sexual position.
- •It's actually the best, y'all.
- •It's like wearing sexy earmuffs.
- •It's like a big, wet hug for your face.
- •It adds a bevy of exciting new aromas, plus, it's a great opportunity to sneak a peak at a butthole.
- •But make sure you have a safe word that is easily discernible while mumbling.
- •Pro-tip: Introduce teeth for non-verbal communication.
- •Stay perpendicular to the TV so you can both watch the latest episode of Arrow and discuss afterwards.
- •See if you can hum and harmonize to the theme song for "The Jeffersons."
- •Best experienced with 3 people.
- •In a jacuzzi. (One to spot.)
- •Seriously, no pressure.Except that you really need to synchronize your orgasms or your partner will probably dump you. Or definitely. Will definitely dump you.
- •I rest my case.