ME, BY THE NUMBERS

Inspired by @nathanveshecco
  1. Age
    28
  2. Height/weight
    5'9" 120-125 (depending on time of day/how much I've pooped that particular day).
  3. Number of people I've slept with
    80
  4. Percentage of total number I've slept with who were boyfriends
    11.25%
  5. Percentage of total number I've slept with who were 1-time occurrences
    43.75%
  6. Number of celebrities I've dated
    1
  7. Number of times I've been roofied
    2
  8. Number of baseball caps I own
    9
  9. Number of List Sapps (are we sold on "List Sapps?" Can I say "List Appers" or "Listers?") whose numbers are in my phone
    ~13, maybe a couple more with whom I don't actively text.
  10. Number of List Appers I've made out with
    3
  11. Number of lipsticks I own
    23
  12. Number of cumulative years I've been in therapy
    11
  13. Number of meds I've been on for my brain
    13
  14. Number of meds I've been on for my vagina
    7
  15. Number of pairs of maracas I keep on my bed-side table
    2
  16. Number of liters of apple juice I consumed yesterday
    1
  17. Number of piercings I've had
    9
  18. Number of piercings I have
    4
  19. Number of piercings I have on my ears
    2
  20. Number of toppings on the pizza we made for breakfast this morning
    13, not counting red pepper flakes and garlic salt.
  21. Number of houses/apartments I've lived in
    18. Including 2 dorm rooms and my dad's apartment when I had to move out of my ex's place.
  22. Number of costume tails in my closet
    2
  23. Number of US states I have been to
    41 or 42, I have a list somewhere.
  24. Number of presidential elections I've voted in
    None. Fight me.
  25. Number of dollars I owe the federal government
    12,457
  26. Number of years I've been driving
    12
  27. Number of vintage cookie tins I own
    7
  28. Number of cavities/broken bones
    None. Unless you count fractures/cracks, then 3.
  29. Number of scars
    Too many to count. Look for upcoming list.
  30. Number of jobs I have had
    18 (one of those was three different bars in one, another is two different bars in one)
  31. Number of jobs I have had that involved taking my clothes off
    2
  32. Number of cats I have had (if I include other animals, the number will be weirdly high)
    11. 14 if you count the kittens that Birdie had that we gave to other families, 16 if you count the kittens I rescued from under my porch who died 3&4 days later, respectively.
  33. Percentage of numbers on this list that are factual
    78.5%
  34. 😉